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Coffee Tastes Terrible...Why do People Drink It?  


1/3/2007 6:30 pm

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2/25/2007 5:04 pm

Why would somebody PAY...for a...drink...that tastes...so BAD? It costs about 7 cents a cup to make the foul tasting brew yourself, YET...people pay $1.25 for a cup of the HOT...bitter tasting fluid that STAINS their TEETH and SCOLDS their tongue and throat like bATTERY ACID. YOU don't drink that...stufff...DO YOU???

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?
draegonfli
2623 posts 

1/3/2007 9:31 pm

You've been drinking the wrong coffee! Begin with very finely ground Austrian or German coffee. A CLEAN! coffeepot and brew the stuff properly. Not too strong, not too weak (this may take a couple of tries).
There, it's not bitter, it's not bad and you get wired, what more can you ask for? lol


Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

1/4/2007 9:12 am

Why...would ANYONE auffer through a cup of...coffee when they could have CHOCOLATE???

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

1/4/2007 5:54 pm

    Quoting SunnyDaze55:
    It's an aquired taste...like olives.
There's ONE difference: Olives taste GOOD!

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

1/7/2007 7:49 am

So...I was invited over to a woman's place yesterday. She cooked dinner for me...AND...offered me some COFFEE. I thought I'd be civil and...try it. I have NEVER tasted a stronger coffee in my LIFE! Imagine taking a cup full of roasted coffee beans and grinding them into a powder with a mortar and pestle, and then adding just enough water to make a black syrup and pouring it into a cup...and DRINKING it!!! (Well, actually...I only managed a couple of sips). Do people REALLY drink this stuff EVERY DAY???

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

2/10/2007 9:45 am

My Erin: yeah and I don't chew Oxys for the sweet flavor...but therezzzz a LOCK of HAIR taht I'd love to lick...for the sweet taste! (YOU thought I...would still be SLEEPING????????)

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

2/10/2007 3:23 pm

My Erin: Consider your LOX permanently SATURATED with my LUST!!!

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

2/11/2007 9:13 am

    Quoting reddie4life:
    my raoul,

    my wet LOX have me shivering... the DRIPPING is causing my SHIRTS to become... TRANSPARENT...

    whatever SHALL i do?!!?

    -e
My Erin, poor thing. Here, let me take this thing off and get you dried off and into something...mmm! you...taste...so...GOOD! I like vanilla...and STRAWBERRY...LOX.
-your onE and only

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

debutanteBaltimr
18052 posts 

2/25/2007 5:04 pm

Nah...stick with the strawberries!!!

I could say some nice things about your hair but would it really matter?

Ling259
564 posts 

10/8/2011 7:19 pm

I prefer choco drinks rather than coffee.. i love coffee mix with other ingredients ( fruits, milk, etc) not pure coffee..

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