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9/25/2010 10:59 pm |
She worked all week long, 7 am to 6 pm. She finally gets the weekend off and really needs to spend good time with her man. She gets ready, puts on her best outfits and undies (she avoids the combo white skirt and purple top (yes she learned her lesson... Then the fight started... ). Here she is, watching him intently in the eyes, the unmiskable light of desire glowing below her half closed eyelids... He looks at her, smiles and says ""Baby, I sorted so much cards today that my hands and fingers got sore..."". She stands up, tears off her clothes, puts on a pair of old sweat pants and her new sneakers and walks out the house. And she was wondering why he got this new pair of sneakers for her... Next time, she will ask for a pair of stilettos...  |
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9/26/2010 12:53 am |
Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef Who caused local farmers much grief To their cows he would run Cut their legs off for fun And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!" Who needs high heels.  It's better to smile and have dimples  than to frown and have wrinkles 
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